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About Me Member Angelina Jolie Fetishist Nick Kelley22/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Wed Nov 18, 2009, 10:25 PM
  • Mood: Sentimental
  • Listening to: The Weepies
  • Reading: Dan Brown - The Lost Symbol
  • Watching: Scrubs, always
  • Playing: COD 6
Live stream of consciousness
Ninja assassin.. probably will be bad.. not Jet Li.. Jet Li is awesome.. Fearless is awesome.. I love fearless.. I love the director's cut, the blu-ray.. Blu-ray is great.. I wish elizabethtown was on blu-ray.. I just got scrubs season 8 on blu ray today.. Scrubs.. I love scrubs.. Everytime I get all the way through I start over with the whole thing. I'm almost done with season 7, so I timed it perfectly. Not a lot of time to finish my project for school. Three weeks? That's not a lot at all what is going on here.. I only need 6 credits next semester, CAKE WALK.. There's a light outside my window. It's green. The hell?

KERRRRRBOOOOSHH

Am I.. dead? No.. Alive.. I'm under all this rubble. What's that? A rad-roach! *uses V.A.T.S.* *Targets head* *Squish*

And now, a quote from every show I watch.

Scrubs:
Sometimes you just gotta say what the fudge.
That's not the line.
I saw it on an airplane.

The Office:
Learn your rules, learn your rules, or you will be eaten by a bear

30 Rock:
When I grab on I don't let go, like a killer whale going nuts on its trainer at sea world.

House:
There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends. There's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap about anyone else. If we loved everyone indiscriminately we couldn't function.

Community:
The next person to feel sorry for me or offer me help will be mentioned by name in my suicide note.

Parks and Rec:
I changed my name to Tom Haverford to be in politics. I didn't want to be in politics with an Indian muslim sounding name. If I had known a guy named Barack Obama was going to be elected president, maybe I wouldn't have changed my name.

Fringe:
A vampire? Don't be ridiculous. Maybe a pterodactyl..

FlashForward:
The future's already happened. I've already won this card game mate.

Lost:
I'm not a good person, Charlie. Never did a good thing in my life.

This journal is just rambling nonsense. I'm bored. BLORGEN FLORGEN DOR DOR DOOR DOOR DOOR DOR DOR FLORGEN BON STORGEN STORKER!

GUTEN TAAAAAAG!

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N. Kelley is the best selling author of the beloved and widely read webcomic epic 'Waterhorse' and currently resides in an old train station that was converted into a robot fighting facility in Wisconsin. He enjoys long walks on short piers, the works of raving lunatics, cautionary tales about the effectiveness of cautionary tales, and television.

ID by my best bud, Kari Smith AKA LittlenLost

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Wisconsin, land of ice and taxes
  • Interests: Music, Film, Folklore, Comics
  • Favourite movie: Elizabethtown
  • Favourite band or musician: John Hiatt, Townes Van Zandt, Josh Ritter, Emmylou Harris, Lyle Lovett, Robert Earl Keen, Greg Brown
  • Favourite genre of music: I don\'t know what to call the genre?
  • Favourite artist: Mike Mignola
  • Favourite poet or writer: Ambrose Bierce is my fave, Neil Gaiman, Tolkien, Mignola, Lovecraft, and Edgar Allen Poe of course
  • Favourite photographer: Kari Smith rocks
  • Favourite style of art: Mignola's shadowy style
  • Operating System: I'm a smooth operator baby
  • MP3 player of choice: my fully loaded 80 gigger Ipod
  • Shell of choice: Filthy gas stations? No thanks, chump!
  • Wallpaper of choice: Usually an actress.. or a musician..
  • Skin of choice: *Joke about serial killer*
  • Favourite game: Fallout 3 or Worms World Party
  • Favourite gaming platform: I got's me a PS3
  • Favourite cartoon character: Samurai Jack
  • Personal Quote: "Awwww crickets..." and "Adios!"
  • Tools of the Trade: 8mpxl camera, and my Wacom Intuos III tablet
http://www.waterhorse.smackjeeves.com

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Comments


:iconlarq2525:
Hey, thanks for the fave!

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:iconpurgatoryboy:
Thanx for the fav! :D

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:iconkillersha:
Heyho, thanks a lot for the fav and the watch ;) !!
:iconirishwastrel:
You got it.. Love MOTU, had all the toys when I was a lad

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:iconkillersha:
Thanks ! I still have them all :headbang: !! ;)
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:iconmalalalell:
thanks a truckload for the :+favlove:

feel free to check out the rest of my gallery :love:


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:iconwhiteharu:
thank U

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:iconmarko0121:
hy,wanna be watchers?

sry if thats a rude question...

if its no dont be hars,if its yes,become my watcher and i will watch back,if u comment and fave me,i comment and fave u quickly.

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