Vendetta

Voila, in view a humble Vaudevillian Veteran cast Vicariously as both Victim and Villain by the Vicissitudes of fate. This Visage, no mere Veneer of Vanity is Vestige of the Vox Populi, now Vacant, Vanished. This Valorous Visitation of a bygone Vexation stands Vivified, and has Vowed to Vanquish those Venal and Virulent Vermin Vanguarding Vice and Vouchsafing the Viciously Violent in Voracious Violation of Volition. The only Verdict is Vengeance, a Vendetta, held as a Votive, not in Vain. For the Value and Veracity of such shall one day Vindicate the Vigilant and the Virtuous. Verily, this Vichyssoise of Verbiage Veers most Verbose, so let me simply say it is my Very good honor to meet you, and you may call me V.


I have that completely memorized... I wasn't even looking at anything to write it in here